doorman?

okay i just have to say one more thing. have you noticed that some men (sorry to discriminate, but we women don't do stuff like this), some men like to hang ALL their keys on their belt loop? i mean, it's okay if you're a super in a building or a custodian but do you need to have them all the time? and if you are none of the above, what are you? what is your mystery job? a door-opener? a man with all keys? a guardian to all doors? why do you have so many keys? how many locks in your house do you have to open? do you lock every window? are those keys for your pantry maybe? don't your pants become lopsided because let me tell you, those keys can add at least 2 pounds.

just something to think about on a lazy saturday morning....