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thanksgiving eve. yayyy... no work for two days!

as much as i rant about my kids, i love them all and i think they're the most hilarious human beings you would ever met. looking back at my older posts, i don't think i can justify myself by calling my kids: the crazy one, the pscyho boy, the adhd kid, ... so i decided to use their initials from now on.

aaannnndd because i loooovvee talking about them so much, i'm creating a crib sheet about my kids. soooo if you have nothing better to do on the day before thanksgiving, feel free to keep reading. i do hope you have much better things to do tonight though. (you can start rubbing your gigantic bird with spices, or butter. you can also start peeling those potatoes and yams. anything.)

mr. a is a boy who would yell out "NO" to you and do it the next minute. he's so grumpy but when you get to him and he smiles his sudden (and oh-so-cute) smile, your heart melts. it just does. he's so cute and smart. he also yells out stuff out of nowhere. for example, "i'm going to go to jail." "i'm smoking crack." while doing his work.

ms. g is our crazy girl. and i mean crazy by definition. no need to explain, read older posts.

mr. k is the newest addition to my ever-growing class. he's a rapper, recording his first album. he thinks he's the bomb, and he actually just bombed in everything. he think he's the leading man, the ladies' man, the men's man, the supestahh! but ooohhh he's so not. he's smart but he makes rude comments and he has f-in ocd.

mr. m is also a new addition (wait, i lied. this one is the newest addition). this kid actually was arrested over the summer for mugging a man with fake g's. he can't read, can't write his name, and he's 14. sad. and hell for my class.

mr. s is a cute and annoying kid. he's the center of mockery for the whole school (which sucks really. he can be annoying sometimes but those other kids are not damn near perfect either!). i like him when he's good, and when he's annoying i just wanna *$^%&* (censored).

ms. t is my girl. she's sooo into fashion (helloooo my new bff!). she's a pretty good kid, just likes to get angry and fight other people (girls and boys- and mind you, she will beat you up good). but i like her, she's a good kid underneath all that anger (deeeppp underneath).

last but not least, mr. v. he's so cute (see, all my kids are cute!) but he's soooo disrespectful, rude, bully, anything. he's obsessed with butts (e.g. "go lick my butt" "you smell like my butt") but he's really really smart. getting him to work is one thing, getting him to sit down in his seat is another.

there, my kingdom and my glory. happy thanksgiving!